Talk about a short podcast! Some drunken voicemails from Fabio threatening to beat Josh up, a short intro, we talk about giving yourself a blowjob for 6 minutes and then quit because the Nyquil was too much for us and we couldn't stay awake. No song at the end or anything.

Side notes: We drank Nyquil because Orion was sick and Josh wasn't tired yet, but we both had to be up for his 4-year-old daughter's birthday party (our generation is awesome ftw!!!).

Josh didn't get beat up by Fabio, who tried unsuccessfully to pull him out of bed and then just reverted to knocking things off the wall and punching a hole in our entryway closet door.




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Just hit play and enjoy Life Itself, a BANGING set from our friend DJ Wuh?, who even slipped a Josh and Orion Podcast sample in as the intro.
This has been on repeat in Josh's car for a month straight because it's so good. Consider this a New Years present from us...

You can hit him up at dj_wuh@yahoo.com

PRESS PLAY and get ready to be converted!!!!

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God. Do you know how irritating it is to type the episode summary like 3 times?
We're back after another hiatus, and we tell 12 dirty or shameful stories in honor of the 12th episode. One of them involves a guy trying to get Josh to tea-bag his girlfriend while she's passed out. One involves a girl texting "I want your sweet ass" to Josh while she's 2 feet away from him, but his phone is off. For fuck's sake, just listen to it. I know that there are a lot of shitty podcasts that promise they'll be funny and then aren't, but.......aaaaaaaagh seriously, this one ends with a cat shooting someone and rescuing Arnold Schwarzenegger! I swear to you that happens. Also, random chatter like Somalians having brains so huge that their skulls bulge outward, and what poop looks like, and....hmm...Orion's mom is a scandalous bitch, and Josh's mom is the Volcano Taco of moms (that's good, btw).
Find out how to win people over when they're mad at you, AND hear Josh's review of Jersey Shore

We're really excited about this: our friend Diego (aka DJ Wuh?) made a new mix CD that we really like, AND the intro samples our podcast. Instead of ending the episode with a song, we're posting the set as a New Years present to you. You have to check this out!

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We took a 4-month break rather than waste time on having boring episodes. You're welcome. Now we're back and it's funny. Josh talks about hating kids, then Kayla appears and decides to join the podcast. Plus, Josh has been going on Yahoo Answers and pretending to be a slutty teenage girl, and making stupid videos of himself doing dares. So check the webpage!
Let's be honest, Kayla's funnier than us, so she's the star. Kevin has hair on his chin and on his legs, from what she says. Then it turns into a Fox News podcast, and Kayla screams whenever we try to talk.
Why are you reading this? E-mail and compliment us on our one-year anniversary.....joshandorion@joshandorion.com
Oh, "Take Me Home" by the Guillemots.

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We made it to #10! Here are the highlights:

What part of America has the cutest girls
Why California girls are irritating (but Audrina Patridge is forgiven, because seriously...look at those amazing bumpers!)
Josh's plan for making companies not seek government bailouts
Sexual fantasies we haven't tried yet
The depressing story of Josh's cousin dying from stab wounds
Who shouldn't win the Stanley Cup
Penis clothes
Why you shouldn't trust your girlfriend alone with Josh
Orion has a strong urge to murder someone just once
Orgy tips
Orion's story about a guy so powerful that when the cops tried to bust his party, he had them called off by a judge. Welcome to Lakeville, MN
Saving our economy by selling the world pictures of our hot celebrities' upskirt pictures and nipple slips
We describe the perfect religion. Orion would be a cruel dictator who supported premarital sex, and Josh's religion is based on the phrase "Fucking mind your business."

Plus, some mindblowing dubstep......."So Low So Slow" by Farace

Here are some things we didn't talk about, but tagging them on the podcast sure will get more people to see it hahahahaha:

Caz Pal
Scheana Marie Jancan
Franck's Pharmacy

Right-click on the download button and select "Save As" to download it so you can pause it constantly to absorb our wisdom

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Orion's 3-year-old girl Kayla sits down with us and discusses things like the fact that we're all cats. If you want to know where babies come from, Kayla will tell you that too. Kevin stops in and gets teased about some neighborhood girl giving him $20 because she "didn't want it." If Rihanna really took Chris Brown back, she's dead to Josh. This episode is full of Orion's family being entertaining. Come on, what other podcast do you listen to that has 3-year-olds telling you where babies come from? That's what we thought. As an added bonus, Josh's roommate Sam sat down drunk on his 22nd birthday to tell Josh the story of  The Help-Me Kid. Funny! Oh, and Josh got in his first car accident...with a guy on his way to the mental health clinic.
Final song: "Extra Kings" by The Avalanches

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Orion's girlfriend's new job turned out to be laundering stolen money and she started getting threatening phone calls from Russians. So go listen now, what more do you want?! OK, Orion puts slavery in historical perspective....Josh supports the troops but argues in favor of sleeping with their fiancees.....both of us hate the bailouts.....black guys can have white girls with huge butts if Josh can have a black girl with a little one (Rihanna)......you can hate anyone for being annoying, regardless of their race or religion or if they're disabled. Plus, "Bad News" by Kanye West. And Josh yells BYYYYAAAAA and does bird calls

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AAAAAGH Episode 6 won't upload right and this episode is being a pain too. Just download it, we talk about funny stuff like Josh's lucid dream and Orion's deathtrap car

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Orion sounds really quiet, which is a shame since this is a funny one.
Orion borrowed Josh a book on out-of-body experiences and we talk about them but turn it into a childish joke about sex and masturbation and stealing things.
Orion laughs for 5 minutes straight about the thought of Josh dating an old lady (because he imagines her wearing aviator glasses and a leather jacket). There's more but I uploaded this 5 times and am tired of typing the description.




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The first episode since Halloween and the election...


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